Well, we all knew that there was going to be one…that something that made her not ABSOLUTELY perfect. I just didn’t realize it was going to affect me and my dinner. See, as it turns out, Belle, the perfect WonderDog, has a penchant for EATING EVERY DAMN THING THAT IS MEAT THAT YOU LEAVE ON THE COUNTER. To date, she has consumed enough chicken fingers (that I prepared painstakingly in my new ‘cool touch’ deep fryer) to feed us all for a day and a half…and tonight…all the damn fajita steak.
And, oh, she knows she is in trouble. I’ve never seen this one lay so still and be so quiet as she has been tonight after she ate ALL the skirt steak. Or she is just full.
Either which, I am decidedly not full…much thanks to Belle.
Some go with jenny craig…some go with dogs that eat every freakin’ thing before you get a chance to.
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