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Sept. 18, 2007

Do y’all remember the days and weeks following September 11, 2001?  We all drove around with our lights on and every car and house was sporting an American flag.   We all seemed more patient with one another, more tolerant, more forgiving.  Our world was so rocked, it seemed stupid fighting over a parking spot.  

Well, let me tell ya, we here in C-Town are well past that tolerant, let’s all love one another through this horrible time crap.  This afternoon I saw 3 cases of bonafide ROAD RAGE, complete with rolled down windows and profanity and fists flying.  I find that sort of crap entertaining in a ‘wow look at that idiot’ sort of way.  

Besides, what else do we have to entertain us as we sit in traffic that is moving at a snail’s pace because our city leaders, in their infinite wisdom, thought it a good idea to make the 5th and 6th grade campus next door to the high school into a junior high school, consisting of 6th, 7th and 8th grade…RIGHT next door to the high school, where their are no lights, just 4-way stops, and a bajillion numnutt teenagers in their SUVs and Mustangs hell bent on being the first one out of the parking lot.  

And then you have the morons who are above actually going into the parking lot to get Junior.  Them bitches just pull over to the side of this congested, hate-filled avenue, causing everyone behind them to have to pass them in the turning lane, which means that the cars that need to turn into the high school don’t have a turning lane


our commute to school?  1 mile.


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rant much?

Dear Dumbshits at the 4-way Stop out by the High School:

I realize very well that it is MY TURN TO GO.  Thank you, though, for all the encouragement to do so, what with your wild hand gestures.  However, maybe with your obvious keen attention to detail, since you are all very sure IT IS MY TURN TO GO…you failed to notice that  I HAVE NO WHERE TO GO BESIDES THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING INTERSECTION.  So, if it is okay with ya’ll three, you can go ahead and go if you want, but I’m going to wait another second so I’ll have some place to go.

F all Y’all,

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