I have a cold for the first time in FOREVER. I remember why I don’t like to have a cold. My poor nose is sore, my lips are chapped, my right eye is all watery and droopy. Nice soft Kleenexes…my kingdom for some nice soft Kleenex.
On a happier note, I cybershopped like a muthah yesterday [...]
Archive for November, 2007
ACHOOOOOO
Posted in Christmas, banishment, sick, the Casa on November 27, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Overheard in my Backyard on a Friday Night
Posted in Uncategorized on November 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Random Guy: No shit, a few years back I hadda go to rehab. They made me go to the toilet and take my dick out and pee.
Wife of the Neighbor: Your WHOLE DICK?
Random Guy: Hell yeah! I told them he could hold it and I had more!
The Neighgbor, aka Pritchard (Prick + Richard): Hold on, [...]
The Thanksgiving Blessings
Posted in Uncategorized on November 23, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I’ve never been good at praying out loud. Truth be told, I’ve never been that good at even talking out loud. I think about what I’d like to say really well. I write what I want to say really well. The written word has very often in my life been the only way I’ve been [...]
Introducing…
Posted in Uncategorized on November 10, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Videos! I finally figured out how to work the camera! Hush, I can’t help it if I’m sort of a “point and shoot” type of girl.
Okay, this is our Ghoul on Halloween. He was 1 of 1250. Next year I’m getting creative. I swear. Note the mowers in the background. They are broken. Don’t they make [...]
Craig’s List, this is the Grammar Police
Posted in Uncategorized on November 8, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I am a word person. I work with words…medical words. It is my job to correct other people’s mistakes and insert at least enough punctuation into your medical report to make it readable. I belong to a community in LiveJournal call grammar_whores and I’m proud of it. I know when to use a semicolon correctly, [...]
