Why is it exactly that the militant breastfeeders can’t just say “I’m going to feed the baby.” Why do they always have to say “I’m going to breastfeed the baby” or as it is known online sometimes, BF or BFing. You know the ones. They’re the ones who blow a gasket at the hospital if [...]
Archive for September, 2007
Monday’s Militant Mom Rants
Posted in Mondays, babies, tv on September 24, 2007 | 3 Comments »
This One is for Olene
Posted in Uncategorized on September 19, 2007 | 4 Comments »
In the summer of 1971, I became a Texan. That was the year that my little ‘Kraut mother had to choose where in this great country she wanted to raise her daughter alone.
It was that summer that I wqas adopted a scond time. Mother chose me the first time before I was even born, but [...]
Sept. 18, 2007
Posted in kids, school, traffic on September 18, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Do y’all remember the days and weeks following September 11, 2001? We all drove around with our lights on and every car and house was sporting an American flag. We all seemed more patient with one another, more tolerant, more forgiving. Our world was so rocked, it seemed stupid fighting over a parking spot.
Well, let me tell [...]
Random Bullet Tuesday
Posted in Food, kids, school, the Casa on September 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I can’t for the life of me put a cohesive post together, so we’re going the random bullet direction:
My gosh, how good does it feel outside this morning??? This is the kind of day that I remember that the good Lord Baby Jesus does really love the people of the world and summer is nearly over…until next [...]
Dear Hollywood Starlet,
Posted in kids on September 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
For that matter, all girls in general…listen to Auntie C, k?
Do not, under any circumstances, let your boyfriend take nekky pictures of you.
Even if he promises he will never show anyone…
Because he will.
Even if you are quite sure he would never show anyone…
Stupid.
Because if you do, your girly bits will be all over the internet [...]
I Like Dreamin’
Posted in Dreams on September 5, 2007 | 1 Comment »
But lately, not so much. For the last weeks I have been visited at night by levitating cell phones possessed of demons, sick and dying babies that are not mine yet I desperately have to try to keep them alive but I forget to feed them and I’m always so concerned about them getting dehydrated [...]